Patrick: (turns light on) Sorry. (giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue) Thatâs it! Squidward: I like neither. slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line) Live bait. Mr. Krabs sends Squidward to Kelp Forest to bring back SpongeBob and Patrick, but Squidward ends up getting stuck there as well. (scene cuts to the three of them laying on towels at a beach), Squidward: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bikini Bottom Folk Village? ♪ (The door on the building slides up, revealing SpongeBorg) Kids: SpongeBorg SquarePants! New Student Starfish: It's another day of boating school for SpongeBob, and this time, Patrick wants to come along too. Mr. Krabs: You will? 9:29. Mr. Krabs informs everyone that he's received his millionth dollar, which is every crab's goal in life. a filthy lagoon? again. Mr. Krabs! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! I'm begging ya! I donât need it. ... SpongeBob: Hoppin' clams! Iâm talented! September 23, 2017 November 9, 2017 If a free salad bar doesn’t bring in customers, what will?! Hoho:Alright. I hate to say it, little clams, but it's time for you all to fly home to warmer climates. Squidward: I can’t believe it, Mr. Krabs. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! (SpongeBob strains) SpongeBob: Hey, I'm actually doing it! SpongeBob: (looking at a jellyfish through a telescope) Wow, four stingers. SpongeBob: Yeah, and Iâve got to get home to feed Gary. Down below I have some strict policies, so you might wanna pay attention and get comfortable. The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins? Mrs. P… donât you stand up and introduce yourself? [Spongebob calls a hover-taxi and gets on. (chuckles). SpongeBob: Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Everybody get out, youâre spoiling me moment! Takes the dollar and rubs it all over himself) Whoo-ha! Mr. Krabs: No, this is my one millionth dollar earned! Squidward: Clam fishing? 1. I donât need it. SpongeBob SquarePants 131 Suds. Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! Squidward tells him that he hates everything on the menu. Hereâs where clam fishing gets serious. Lucinamay 9675. faster! Comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on) 48 No Weenies Allowed Squilliam Returns 49 Krab Borg Rock-A-Bye Bivalve 50 Wet Painters ⦠[SpongeBob jumps with his halves and he gets back together] Y'all gonna take back what ya said! Is it another fishing trip? Episode Transcript 41 The Algae's Always Greener SpongeGuard on Duty 42 Club SpongeBob My Pretty Seahorse 43 Just One Bite The Bully 44 Nasty Patty Idiot Box 45 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI Doing Time 46 Snowball Effect One Krab's Trash 47 As Seen on TV Can You Spare a Dime? ", for their Friday night. Squidward: Whatever. (SpongeBob strains some more) (The squirrel holds open the clam's mouth and SpongeBob goes flying face-first … Reel it in before itâs too late! He jumps high in the air, and lands on top of the clam) SpongeBob: You have fought well, giant clam. After all I've done for you, you called the OWS! maybe once in a lifetime. Mr. Krabs: I see. Scene cuts to the Jellyfish where SpongeBob heads over to it. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Spongebob Squarepants Movie. Squidward: No. Transcript ... (SpongeBob walks onscreen and taps Mr. Krabs on the shoulder, causing him to jump through the ceiling.) Chronology (SpongeBob SquarePants opens the door.) Krabby Land (episode) 03-04-2004 17b. (runs off as Squidward and Mr Krabs shake hands) Mr Krabs: Squidward, youâve got a deal. (takes the dollar) Me millionth dollar? (rings up one dollar then a siren goes off), Squidward: Something stupid, Iâm sure. clams. E.I. Mr. Krabs: Aww, come on now, Squidward. [door closing] [heartbeat pounding] I donât need it. Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, Iâm taking you on a trip. SpongeBob: Oh, I get ya. Squidward: Youâre crazy! classical music. (Mr. Krabsâ eyes fill up the tears) Mr. Krabs... (Mr. Krabs cries like a fountain) Mr. Krabs... (Mr. Krabs leaks out tears like water faucets, wailing and crying) Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, weâll help you get your dollar back! I mean, a crew like you comes around SpongeBob casts Mr. Krabs millionth dollar into the thinking. Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? SpongeBob comes from behind holding a Telescope. (scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob Havenât you--, Squidward: Look again. SpongeBob: Congratulations, Mr. Krabs! I need it! like that. Squidward slaps it away) (Scene changes to a secne from My Pretty Seahorse) SpongeBob: (sniffs) I think I'd better call the doctor. A giant clam eats it and Mr. Krabs will not rest until he gets it returned, leaving his two employees stranded. SpongeBob (Lego Mini Figure): "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's lawyer just invited me over to the reading of his career." finally got it! Read more > Episodes See the list of episodes of the series. / As a celebration for his one millionth dollar, Mr. Krabs takes SpongeBob and Squidward clam fishing, but it gets eaten by a clam, and Mr. Krabs goes insane in an attempt to get it back. * Jamaican Man: Are you ready stoners? The bill's total does not bother SpongeBob, however the tip ⦠Death! The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins? He kicks out all of the customers, not even giving Sandals his coral bits, and tells SpongeBob and his friends that they're going on a trip to ce… Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth) For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! SpongeBob encourages him to try Coral Bits, and Scooter decides to choose it. A talent show! Sponge Bob S 01E 20b - MermaidMan and Barnacleboy 2. hatefes. SpongeBob: Here she comes. Look, boys, I 9:31. (stops dancing) Wait a minute... (rubs the dollar back and forth) This isn't me SpongeBob, SpongeBob's Friends, Patchy, Bikni Bottomites, The Nick Jr., PBS Kids and AlexBrattenRockz Characters: Hooray! Written by Paul Tibbitt, Mark O’Hare and Mr. Lawrence (no customers at the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs is holding a FREE sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine, and Spongebob is wiping dust off tables) Mr Krabs: I just don’t get it. [The clams begin to signal each other in different formations.] The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line) Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? Please remove this template when finished. 1:43. (SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidwardâs magazine. I made it special. Mr. Krabs: No, itâs this sandwich. This is hopeless! Keep in mind, I'm not going to re-write EVERY episode, just whatever I feel needs to be fixed, especially some bad episodes nobody likes. spongebob squarepants. A captainâs nothing without his loyal crew. 9:23. This article is in need of cleanup, or is excessively messy. Oh, thereâs the cookies. Come on, honey, you can make it. I needed help investigating the accident. Come on back! Lucinamay 9675. Squidward Too is the fourth episode of Lost in Kelp Forest, and the fourth episode in season 1. conductor takes a bow). Also, you can see an orchestra playing this song when Mr. Krabs begs the orchestra to stop. Weâve got plenty more to... (Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water) ...eat. 9:13. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! SpongeBob: Woo! added by Jekyde. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. SpongeBob: Wow, a trip! (continues blubbering. Squidward: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you? Squidward: I canât believe it, Mr. Krabs. Squidward: No. SpongeBob: Yeah, and Iâve got to get home to feed Gary. Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Oh Squidward, you got to lighten up. Letâs just leave the old man. SpongeBob: Okay! Lucinamay 9675. music). At the Krusty Krab, Sandalspurchases an order of coral bits, and an alarm suddenly blares out. Wait right here. Puff (as she enters her classroom): I saw the whole thing from behind my one-way chalkboard, and I couldn't be happier with your teamwork. 007a - Hall Monitor (puts on his glasses as he walks over to the jellyfish, puts on glasses, and walks over to jellyfish. Squidward: I like neither. French Narrator: The clams have begun to signal each other. So tell me about yourself. How'd you … SpongeBob: Wow, a trip! And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I’m taking you on a trip. SpongeBob: (entering with an even more heavily-bandaged Patrick) He didn't call them Mr. Krabs, we did. Huh? Gary is out in a clearing and SpongeBob tiptoes over to a rock behind him giggling. SpongeBob: Wait a second, Patrick. In this episode Rocko, Heffer and Filburt go fishing in the ocean. Thatâs a 4/4 string Great! * Oooooohhhhhhhhh who lives in a bong in a dormitory? Squidward: Weâre gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar. This page was last modified on 26 November 2020, at 20:19. (scene cuts to Gary chewing the couch at home) (scene cuts to Gary chewing the couch at home) Squidward: Weâre gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar. (SpongeBob SquarePants sees the sign logo for SpongeBob Club.) words 'R.I.P. (scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat as Squidward's smile turns to a glare). New Student Starfish / Clams (Sept. 20th 2002 [US], Dec. 13th 2002 [Canada]): Patrick goes to SpongeBob's boating school, but ends up getting SpongeBob in trouble. Whoo-ha! (SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other) This is an ordinary dollar thatâs been crumpled up, torn (laughs. clam) Keep thrashing! Because Viacom deleted the old one! (Mr. Krabs begs, SpongeBob reels the dollar in) She made it! video. Mr. Krabs: (jumps down and gasps) Could it be? I mean, a crew like you comes around maybe once in a lifetime. Transcript. SpongeBob SquarePants - S07E07 - Chum Caverns. Oooooohhhhhhhhh-*goes into a fit of coughing right when he's about to show the bong that Spongebong and Hasbrick live in. Lucinamay 9675. (kisses the customer and Squidward. 11 We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. (p.s. If that clam didnât come before, what makes you think heâll come now? Plankton - Scar (The Lion King) 8. BlondeGirl93, blue-roze and 1 other like this. Nickelodeon (originally called "Pinwheel" from launch on December 1, 1977 until March 31, 1979, often called "Nick" for short) is a 24-hour network dedicated to delivering programming geared toward children. Culture Shock - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Transcript (We see an island with two palm trees in the ocean, then it pans down to a Borg cube) (Childish music plays through out) Captain: ♪ Who lives in a hive mind down under the sea? Mr. Krabs: It wasnât easy.
September 20, 2002 November 4, 2002See more... October 1, 2002 (EBS) March 24, 2003 September 17, 2003 June 4, 2004 May 15, 2005 October 6, 2007 January 12, 2008 January 2, 2010 May 14, 2014 July 24, 2019 Patrick: SpongeBob, over here. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Clams" from season three, which aired on September 20, 2002. Squidward: If weâre real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat. SpongeBob & Squidward: Mr. Krabs! This is a transcript forSpongeBob Drives the Batmobile. Squidward: That will be one dollar. Transcript [Episode starts off with SpongeBob telling SpongeTron K & L about Gary, his life long pet.] I donât need it. Then he hugs it), SpongeBob: Squidward, heâs lost something near and dear to him. (both scream over to the boat. 216b (Cut to a bathroom stall) SpongeBob: How does this keep happening? Fishing for (clams are jumping) stinky clams on a smelly old boat on You can help the SpongeBob Galaxy Wiki Wiki by editing it. (scene cuts to the three of them in a pool) He wonât notice." Home video releases of SpongeBob SquarePants in the United States and Canada. [It's another great day in Bikini Bottom. You call this fun? (closes the doors to cause the music to stop. Credits How do we get out of here? (rubs his dollar on himself) I finally got me millionth dollar! DeborahDeborah6440. Fish-N-Chumps is an episode of Season 3 of Rocko's Modern Life. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Squidward) Sure the ladâs a bit over eager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. SpongeBob: Iâve never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. (Cut to a bathroom stall) SpongeBob: How does this keep happening? SpongeBob: Here you go! In this episode, Mr. Krabs earns his millionth dollar, and the Krusty Krab crew goes on a clam fishing trip. I'd better call my folks! I mean, a crew like you comes around maybe once in a lifetime. Clams (Spongebob SquarePants) 20-09-2002 14. Mr. Krabs: So, you thought youâd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Season â: SpongeBob: Whatâs wrong with Mr. Krabs? Now go on. (Mr. Krabs is blubbering) Mr. Krabs, it's Swim General SpongeBob SquarePants S05E42 - Whatever Happened to SpongeBob SquarePants. Out on a Baby Hunt is the second episode of Lost in Kelp Forest, and the second episode in season 1. Where we going, Fancy Springs? Prepare to be vanquished! Next Mr. Krabs: Yippee! Fancy Tips is the seventh short of the spin-off, Absorbent Days, and the fourth short of season two.In this short, SpongeBob and Gary take a trip to the fanciest restaurant in the Bikini Bottom, "Fancy! Stop playing that music! got mine. 006a - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Huh? Transcript. Joe / Dog with a Captain's Log. before I keelhaul ya. (The soup reads "Eat A*s". Episode. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter, so, eventually, we settled on a trade. Gary is out in a clearing and SpongeBob tiptoes over to a rock behind him giggling. Finally, the Spongebob Squarepants Movie script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Spongebob Squarepants Movie. Closer. Squidward: Yes, why couldnât it have been you?!
SpongeBob: (both walk into the classroom) And now, for the room with the most class: the classroom. A talent show! Gone forever out of our lives. Mr. Krabs comes out from his office). Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward. I'm talented! To search for warmer climates, and plentiful food. (alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing Larry - Aladdin (Aladdin) 6. Almost there! (both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast) Come on, boy! The Big Woo The series finale. Patrick: Nonsense! He moves closes and tries to catch the Jellyfish … I made it special. (takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair) And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now. Season 3 No. 48 No Weenies Allowed Squilliam Returns 49 Krab Borg Rock-A-Bye Bivalve 50 Wet … Huh? Steamed Hams is a memorable skit between Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers on the animated sitcom The Simpsons. French Narrator: Ah, behold the migration of the majestic clams. (Mr. Krabs throws his thumb away that he was sucking on). Episode Transcript 41 The Algae's Always Greener SpongeGuard on Duty 42 Club SpongeBob My Pretty Seahorse 43 Just One Bite The Bully 44 Nasty Patty Idiot Box 45 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI Doing Time 46 Snowball Effect One Krab's Trash 47 As Seen on TV Can You Spare a Dime? SpongeBob: Youâre right. *coughs a little more. A giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs dollar, swam away and it's gone forever and Mr. Krabs starts crying). millionth dollar. Mr. Krabs: (runs over to the counter) Nothing, lad! Hurry, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me? [the clams hover SpongeBob] Don't be sad. (opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous Squilliam - The Ringmaster (Dumbo) 4. (later, after the OWS representative has arrived) Krabs: Oh no! The Final Spongedown. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. 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