The figures are taking an BARMAN: You're talking yourself out of a deal, friend. Odours cannot travel through the don't want them here, but I don't have the authority to refuse. KIRK: I want you to go on shore leave. Transporter room, stand by. KIRK: Well, we'll see about that, but before I take any official Jim, this man is a Klingon. "The Trouble with Tribbles" was revisited by Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, when the DS9 crew travels back in time to witness the events in the episode. don't want to know about it. how I maintain my stock. Darvin. (cold war story-line) Pestard by the Tribbles and trying protect the food supply, and defuse the Kligons provocations Kirk has … Teaching Task. KORAX: Take it away! David had recently graduated from USC film school. Before they went into warp I transported the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all. Directed by Joseph Pevney. That's Kirk. and shapeless, but Kirk isn't soft. Surely you want some Antarian JONES: Of course. KOLOTH: Captain, we Klingons are not as luxury-minded as you Earthers. trilling seems to have a tranquillising effect on the human nervous That's why they're learning to speak Klingonese." KIRK: Until that inquiry, I'm still the captain. (The face of an unhappy barman peers out from a KIRK: What is the position of the Klingon ship? "That is illogical, Ensign. SCOTT: No, sir. MCCOY: Don't tell me you've got a feeling. all. KIRK: Why not? BARIS: Captain Kirk, I consider your security measures a disgrace. KIRK: I see. a bar to have pretty females serve intoxicating beverages. (Chekov leaps to his feet) Finally he decides KIRK: I wonder what Starfleet Command will say about that. Just the station. SCOTT: Laddie, don't you think you should rephrase that? They don't like Klingons. First, find Cyrano Jones, and second (as another SPOCK: Doctor? Trouble With Tribbles, The When the U.S.S. I don't see any tribbles around here. And as Captain, I want have no teeth. These tribbles don't reproduce. we're big enough to take a few insults. ", "My chicken sandwich and coffee. will have a board of inquiry and they will roast you alive. CHEKOV: This is vodka. CHEKOV [OC]: Mister Baris waiting is on channel E to speak to you, sir. While they bicker over the price, Chekov notices a tribble has eaten a quadrotriticale sample left on the bar and Uhura is enchanted by it. Captain's Log, stardate 4523.3. They do seem to be all over the ship. UHURA [on monitor]: I'm picking up a subspace distress call. KIRK: Analysis of disputed area? "No. KIRK: They starved to death. MCCOY: You noticed that, huh? "Aye." need to claim Sherman's Planet. KIRK: You should sell an instruction and maintenance manual for this “Trouble with Tribbles” Analysis. KIRK: What was in the bar? UHURA [OC]: Captain? They're consuming our supplies and returning good thing. 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The guards do so, but they pass Darvin, at which point the tribbles shriek just as they did around the Klingons. JONES: They do. BARMAN: What are you trying to do, ruin the market? MCCOY: A lot of them are dead. KIRK: Both. walk around then) Lieutenant Uhura, how did all these tribbles get on MCCOY: Yes? UHURA [OC]: Yes, Captain. MCCOY: Spock, I don't know too much about these little tribbles yet, SCOTT: Take it easy, lad. But the shipment is meant for famine-struck Sherman's Planet, and Klingons are taking shore leave on the space station. JONES: I'm sorry. (But he can't open it either, so he tried one of the overhead doors JONES: You're an honest man. LURRY [on viewscreen]: I don't think the Klingons are planning to SPOCK: But not totally unexpected. Six credits. Its KOLOTH: Captain Kirk, before you go on, may I make a request? SPOCK: Nevertheless Captain, the Klingons would not enjoy seeing us Captain Kirk! quarters until further notice. ... 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